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Virtual Zindagi..!
Posted by Karan Gurnani
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3:04 PM
Slowly Slowly everything is being virtualized. Mails replaced Letter, e banking made lines outside banks shorter, e booking gets u to book tickets online...
A day would come when an ill person would b treated virtually... How wud that happen???? Just a lil exaggerated imagination is what follows:
Say CHAMPU falls ill... how wud he go about his treatment in 2020.
He would write on the docs wall : Not feeling well :(
the docs wall to wall reply: open ur mouth, click a pic of it n gimme a poke when u keep it as ur display pic. dont wry, jus stay online :)
after poking the doc would comment on the pic: Hmmm, infection...
then the doc would send u an application on fb which would have 10 MCQ's... The results of the quiz would be ur BP (blood pressure)
suppose doctor asks champu to get hospitalized, his orkut account would be under observation, & champu would know who all visited him i.e. his profile during hospitalization.
Champu's wall would show:
Champu has now joined Lilavati hospital. click here to be a fan
Doc just gifted u a glucose. click here to send one back
The what colour is ur blood application result wud decide ur infection
God forbid If champu dies, his wall wud show:
Champu just died (a few minuites ago), 13 people like this. 2 comments
comment 1- heyy thats gr8... :)
comment 2- lol :D
Karan gurnani just put a garland on Champu's profile pic. send garland and get credit points.
Along with bdays, there wud also be an alert for death anniversary. On that day Chapu's wall would show
post 1 - heyyy happy death anniversary dude. long tym.... wassup :)
post 2 - happy dth anvrsry bro... have a gr8 one ;)
post 3 - happy death day... I've added smileys to this post. click on www.weewdfs.com\ to see them
uss din humein dawa se jyada dua ki zarurat hogi... Hope something like this never happens
hope u'll had a good laugh.
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A day would come when an ill person would b treated virtually... How wud that happen???? Just a lil exaggerated imagination is what follows:
Say CHAMPU falls ill... how wud he go about his treatment in 2020.
He would write on the docs wall : Not feeling well :(
the docs wall to wall reply: open ur mouth, click a pic of it n gimme a poke when u keep it as ur display pic. dont wry, jus stay online :)
after poking the doc would comment on the pic: Hmmm, infection...
then the doc would send u an application on fb which would have 10 MCQ's... The results of the quiz would be ur BP (blood pressure)
suppose doctor asks champu to get hospitalized, his orkut account would be under observation, & champu would know who all visited him i.e. his profile during hospitalization.
Champu's wall would show:
Champu has now joined Lilavati hospital. click here to be a fan
Doc just gifted u a glucose. click here to send one back
The what colour is ur blood application result wud decide ur infection
God forbid If champu dies, his wall wud show:
Champu just died (a few minuites ago), 13 people like this. 2 comments
comment 1- heyy thats gr8... :)
comment 2- lol :D
Karan gurnani just put a garland on Champu's profile pic. send garland and get credit points.
Along with bdays, there wud also be an alert for death anniversary. On that day Chapu's wall would show
post 1 - heyyy happy death anniversary dude. long tym.... wassup :)
post 2 - happy dth anvrsry bro... have a gr8 one ;)
post 3 - happy death day... I've added smileys to this post. click on www.weewdfs.com\ to see them
uss din humein dawa se jyada dua ki zarurat hogi... Hope something like this never happens
hope u'll had a good laugh.
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