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Exam time Hustles..!
Posted by Karan Gurnani
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12:22 PM
This note is dedicated to all those who at least once while writing a paper have felt that they have all the time in the world.
I sometimes feel that reading the question paper at that point of time can be quite entertaining. Seriously, all u got to do is change ur point of view a little & trust me u wud come across several statements where u actually feel like writing LOL on the question paper.
Then there are also those discouraging situations where someone in the hall raises his hands n says “SUPPLIMENT” & u count the no. of pages left in ur main answer sheet. Situations worsen if he takes more than 1 suppliment…!
They say when the going gets tough, the tough keeps going… N that is exactly the time when u expect answers to flow from all directions… In a desperate attempt to copy, we often end up being attacked by the supervisor with a very common order “PLEASE SIT STRAIGHT n U COVER UR PAPER PLEASE.” I never understood the logic of telling the guy to cover his paper; I mean it was only to his knowledge that I was peeping into his paper..!
During tough papers, more than answers we tend to recollect and hum the song we had heard earlier in the morning, that might b the song u hate the song, but still u keep humming it…!
And then the final rub on the fresh wounds that comes just 10 mins before the paper I really don’t understand why the examiner has to say “IF ANYONE WANTS SUPPLIMENTS TAKE IT NOW, U WONT GET THEM LATER” n by the time ur over this, there is a second rub “PLEASE TIE UR SUPLIMENTS N THEN START WRITING.”
N soon after the paper is collected u breath in a sigh of relief n try convincing urself that the paper wasn’t that bad either, when an idiot starts discussing the question paper in the hall only to make u realize that the only question u attempted with full confidence is also wrong…!
My only advice to people who have been struck with a similar kind of a horrendous ambiguity & who have struggled with such despondency is “U R NOT ALONE” :D
I sometimes feel that reading the question paper at that point of time can be quite entertaining. Seriously, all u got to do is change ur point of view a little & trust me u wud come across several statements where u actually feel like writing LOL on the question paper.
- Question no. 1 is compulsory… LOL (wohi nahi aata :D)
- Attempt any 5 of the remaining 6… LOLZ ( discount )
- Figures to the right indicate full marks… ROFL (jaise dene wale ho)
- Avoid using unfair means…. ROFLMAO (no comments)
Then there are also those discouraging situations where someone in the hall raises his hands n says “SUPPLIMENT” & u count the no. of pages left in ur main answer sheet. Situations worsen if he takes more than 1 suppliment…!
They say when the going gets tough, the tough keeps going… N that is exactly the time when u expect answers to flow from all directions… In a desperate attempt to copy, we often end up being attacked by the supervisor with a very common order “PLEASE SIT STRAIGHT n U COVER UR PAPER PLEASE.” I never understood the logic of telling the guy to cover his paper; I mean it was only to his knowledge that I was peeping into his paper..!
During tough papers, more than answers we tend to recollect and hum the song we had heard earlier in the morning, that might b the song u hate the song, but still u keep humming it…!
And then the final rub on the fresh wounds that comes just 10 mins before the paper I really don’t understand why the examiner has to say “IF ANYONE WANTS SUPPLIMENTS TAKE IT NOW, U WONT GET THEM LATER” n by the time ur over this, there is a second rub “PLEASE TIE UR SUPLIMENTS N THEN START WRITING.”
N soon after the paper is collected u breath in a sigh of relief n try convincing urself that the paper wasn’t that bad either, when an idiot starts discussing the question paper in the hall only to make u realize that the only question u attempted with full confidence is also wrong…!
My only advice to people who have been struck with a similar kind of a horrendous ambiguity & who have struggled with such despondency is “U R NOT ALONE” :D
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