Just a 'Screwed up' Thought...!

To be honest, I'm probably the last person to be giving Valentine Day Tips... But you can always take my advise, i don't use it any ways... So here are 14 tips for 14 feb..!

1. Don't take anybody's advise.
2. Book ur tickets in advance, every seat can't be a corner seat.
3. Valentine Day Attraction '7 khoon maaf.' Book corner seats only if ur partner is non violent.
4. Surprise ur partner only to the extent ur not left shocked.
5. Your plans should not clash with ur partners diet plan.
6. Candle light dinner makes it difficult for ur partner to spot the difference between pickle n paneer in their plate.
7. Be prepared with a plan B, C, & D because most no. of problems crop up on the day u wish everything's perfect.
8. Smile reasonably on every joke ur partner cracks, but don't crack jokes on which ur partner has to struggle to smile. P.S. Rajnikant jokes are officially banned.
9. Don't rush to the washroom every-time u get nervous. (or in some cases to get ur hair right).
10. Buy gifts ur partner can take back home.
11. Don't praise ur partner so much that he/she feels that they can get Katrina or Ranbir (as the case may be..!)
12. Don't make public announcements about ur plans before 15th feb.
13. For guys only: Take her shopping at ur own risk
14. If you dont want your GF to be your wife, please dont make her a mother..! 

The above points are however subject to market risk. Please research adequately before investing..!

Have a great Valentine... :)

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